Professor Toilet is highly amused.
Entries are coming in fast and furious and funny for the American Standard “Tell Us Your Best Toilet Story” contest on Facebook. Random excerpts…
- There was our cat – perched on the toilet, balancing on all four feet – peeing in the toilet. We had never trained her to do that, she figured it out on her own… Never could teach her to flush.
- One day the toilet in the men’s room become clogged (remember, this was a fast food restaurant…the gastrointestinal effects were sometimes pretty quick to manifest themselves)…
- My boy would not pee in a toilet with blue water…
- I was living in Florida with a douche bag and decided to rescue a kitten to keep me company. She, too, realized he was a douche bag and wanted nothing to do with him…
- If I wasn’t in need of a new toilet I would so not tell this story…
- I hauled the (toilet) into the front yard , shoved a hose in, and after just a few seconds, the teeth flew out the bottom onto the grass…
- Working in HVAC…my boss fell through an attic floor. He landed on the Bathroom counter, as the homeowner was sitting on the toilet, reading his paper. He said he looked at the homeowner, said “excuse me” and walked out the door.
- There’s something else you need to understand. If you’re female, you may not realize that a man “in full stream”, as it were, cannot just immediately turn off the spigot.
- My fiancé has never been able to find a toilet with enough flushing power to handle his ahem loads. At least once a week I know the big toilet-stopping day is upon us when my intrepid man stomps upstairs to our guest bedroom with his giant blue six gallon bucket.
Vote for your favorite toilet story. The top-five vote-getting entries will win a Champion 4 toilet.
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