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Professor Toilet 101

Hello, my name is Professor Toilet. Welcome to my online classroom. I am here to help you learn about the toilet and the science behind how it works. In Flushology, the syllabus is simple. The content here will help you understand:

1. The science (hydraulics) behind a really good flush.
2. The greening of toilet flushing
3. How to fix problems when the laws of physics are over-ruled by a poorly engineered toilet that results in clogging, leaking, ghost flushing and other stress-inducing symptoms.

Browse the site, educate yourself and happy flushing.
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    Kindergarten Potty – Best Toilet Contest

    Meet Jennifer Martin of  Newport News, VA another high vote getter in the American Standard Tell Us Your Best Toilet Story contest and winner of a Champion 4 toilet.

    Kindergarten Potty

    I’m a Kindergarten teacher and we have a bathroom in the classroom. One day I noticed that one of the students had been in the bathroom for a REALLY long time, so I asked my instructional assistant to check on him. That’s when one of the other students piped up and shouted, “maybe he’s taking a dump!” While I was trying to contain my laughter, she said, “did you hear me? I said, MAYBE HE’S TAKING A DUMP!” Oh the minds of 5-year-olds!

    Dear Jennifer -

    Have you seen the American Standard You Tube video about kids, toilets and the Champion 4 Toilet?

    Sincerely, The Professor

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    This entry was posted on Thursday, October 15th, 2009 at 10:11 am and is filed under Toilet Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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