Celebrate Bad Poetry Day with Professor Toilet for a Chance to WIN!By
If you’re a poet and didn’t know it, this contest’s for you!
As a personal fan of toilet humor and the arts, Professor Toilet was beyond thrilled to learn of National Bad Poetry Day (August 18th); an annually celebrated holiday that celebrates terrifically terrible verses and the not-so-gifted poets behind them. This year, we want to recognize all of you closet bards by presenting you with a challenge with a fabulous prize to the best (bad) poem. All you need to do to enter is submit one Haiku or poem about the prize of your choice (see below for options). Here’s an example Haiku with a dash of toilet humor:
Mother Nature Calls
American Standard Answers
Champion in my stall
Think you have what it takes to create some terrible verses and make Professor Toilet and his team laugh? Here’s How to Enter:
To enter to win either (1) Champion PRO Right Height Elongated Toilet in White OR (1) Quentin Widespread Faucet and (1) FloWise Traditional Showerhead in Polished Chrome, leave a comment on this post with your original poem (Haiku, Acrostic, etc.) about the prize of your choice. Limit 5 entries per person.
Professor Toilet and his team will choose their favorite entry on Monday August 19th, 2013 as the winner, so hurry and enter before August 18, 11:59PM ET. No purchase necessary to enter or win. Must be U.S. resident (50 states or D.C.), 21 or older, to participate. Good Luck!
Update: Congratulations to Jackie S. who submitted the following poem:
Champion Pro I love you so,
you flush like no toilet I know,
You flush a phone, a toy a ball,
you keep on flushing through it all.
When someone buys a pro like you,
They help the needy people too.
You stand so tall,
and very proud,
you are a toilet to keep around.
Professor Toilet and his team loved reading through your hilarious and creative entries. Thank you to all who entered and stay tuned for more toilet news and tips on the Professor Toilet blog!